-> "I Am An Alien Thing"
Original Song Title:
"I Am A Pirate King"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am An Alien Thing"
The Lyrics
"I am an alien thing" (AT)
AT:
Oh, far better were I left icebound
In my UFO and never found
By scientists in a Quonset hut
And thawed out by some careless nut
Who left the 'lectric blanket on
Then seemed surprised to see me gone
For thus my fate is surely sealed --
I'll be cooked in the final reel
They'll fry me up like a chicken wing
A fitting end for an Alien Thing
For I am an Alien Thing
And it is, it is so frightening
To every Earthling
To see an Alien Thing
ALL:
It is!
We fear the Alien Thing
AT:
Yes it is, it is so frightening
To see an Alien Thing
ALL:
It is!
We fear the Alien Thing!
We fear the Alien Thing!
AT:
A walking veggie demon, I
Am feared and loathed 'til by and by,
Like the first-act gun that reappears,
That 'lectric blanket spawns i-dears:
They rig a trap with the blanket cord
To roast me coming thru' the door.
But just imagine their distress
When they find they've just fried James Arness --
And Dodge now lacks a man to bring
her felons to the noose to swing.
For I'm not an Alien Thing
And there, is there is no threat I bring
To any Earthling!
I'm not an Alien thing!
ALL:
You're not!
You are no Alien Thing
AT:
And there is, there is no threat I bring
To any Earthling
ALL:
No, none!
You are no Alien thing.
You are no Alien thing.
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