Song Parodies -> Ah, Fallujah!
| Original Song Title: | "Hallelujah Chorus" |
| Original Performer: | G. F. Handel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ah, Fallujah!" |
| Parody Written by: | Melanie Lee |
Remarkably, the original lyrics come from, of all places, the Book of Revelation! How apocalyptic!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
The kingdoms of this world
Is become
The Kingdom of George Bush,
And of his Veep!
And of his Veep!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
King of Greed, and Lord of War!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years!)
And Lord of War!
(Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed! And Lord of War!
King of Greed! And Lord of War!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!/Four more years! And more years!
And Lord of War!/Four more years! And more years!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Faaaaaal-lu-jaaaaaaaaah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
The kingdoms of this world
Is become
The Kingdom of George Bush,
And of his Veep!
And of his Veep!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
King of Greed, and Lord of War!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years!)
And Lord of War!
(Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed! And Lord of War!
King of Greed! And Lord of War!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
King of Greed!/Four more years! And more years!
And Lord of War!/Four more years! And more years!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Faaaaaal-lu-jaaaaaaaaah!
For more about Handel's Messiah:
http://www.morning-glow.com/holidays/xmas/messiah.html
Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush
http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/kerrybush.html
http://www.morning-glow.com/holidays/xmas/messiah.html
Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush
http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/kerrybush.html
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Topical, well-paced, good plays on the original lyrics: 5-5-5.
Well paced, but why use a sacred song to spread your rhetoric?
Nice job, Melanie...5's...sad what's going on and probably going to happen in Fallouja, though...
Sheik: good question. Hallelujah...Fallujah...I just heard it. Also, consider the Religious Right, George Walker Bush Jr.=666 (?), "moral values"...it all fit. Sorry if I offended your sensibilities.
Very well paced and very well written. 5-5-5.
All right, I see that three cretins voted ONE for pacing? I think the pacing was perfect on this; how could you say it was off? >:(
Who Cares: they didn't like the parody and couldn't give credit where credit was due. Thanks for the compliment!
"Romans 2:1 (NIV): You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."
I have to give you 5s for a very good parody (and for quoting scripture), but the King of Greed/Lord of War will NOT reign four more years. He was removed from power and captured in a spider hole last year.
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