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Song Parodies -> "Ah, Fallujah!"

Original Song Title:

"Hallelujah Chorus"

Original Performer:

G. F. Handel

Parody Song Title:

"Ah, Fallujah!"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Remarkably, the original lyrics come from, of all places, the Book of Revelation! How apocalyptic!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!

Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fal-lu-jah!

For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!

For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!
For the U.S. Army bullets raineth!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!

The kingdoms of this world
Is become
The Kingdom of George Bush,
And of his Veep!
And of his Veep!

And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!

King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And Lord of War!
King of Greed, and Lord of War!

And they shall reign four more years and more years!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!

King of Greed!
(Four more years! And more years!)
And Lord of War!
(Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!)
And they shall reign four more years and more years!

King of Greed! And Lord of War!
King of Greed! And Lord of War!
And they shall reign four more years and more years!

King of Greed!/Four more years! And more years!
And Lord of War!/Four more years! And more years!
Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah! Ah, Fallujah!

Ah, Faaaaaal-lu-jaaaaaaaaah!
For more about Handel's Messiah:
http://www.morning-glow.com/holidays/xmas/messiah.html

Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush
http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/kerrybush.html

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 5   12
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Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Topical, well-paced, good plays on the original lyrics: 5-5-5.
Shiek of the Mutilated - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well paced, but why use a sacred song to spread your rhetoric?
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Melanie...5's...sad what's going on and probably going to happen in Fallouja, though...
Melanie Lee - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Sheik: good question. Hallelujah...Fallujah...I just heard it. Also, consider the Religious Right, George Walker Bush Jr.=666 (?), "moral values"...it all fit. Sorry if I offended your sensibilities.
Serafina - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well paced and very well written. 5-5-5.
who cares what my name is - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
All right, I see that three cretins voted ONE for pacing? I think the pacing was perfect on this; how could you say it was off? >:(
Melanie Lee - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Who Cares: they didn't like the parody and couldn't give credit where credit was due. Thanks for the compliment!
"Melanie Lee" - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"Romans 2:1 (NIV): You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."
John Jenkins - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to give you 5s for a very good parody (and for quoting scripture), but the King of Greed/Lord of War will NOT reign four more years. He was removed from power and captured in a spider hole last year.
B4G - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought it was appropriate to post now. Are you going to write another song on the how you were wrong. Maybe write a song before they shut down this site how were going to give up every right we have gained.
Melanie Lee - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Er...exactly how was I wrong? Four years later and counting, and we're still there!
Patrick - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Two more years, still there.

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