Song Parodies -> The Alopecia Chorus
| Original Song Title: | "The Hallelujah Chorus" |
| Original Performer: | Georg Friedrich Handel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Alopecia Chorus" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Sy Sperling became well-known in America as the President of The Hair Club for Men, through a series of TV info-mercials. My thanks to Phil Alexander for the idea for this parody.
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo---------pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo----pe----cia!
For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
For-------the Lord Bald Omni---potent reign------eth
A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo - - pe - - cia! ( A-lo - - pe - - cia! )
The Hair Club Pre-si-dent
Is one of The Hair Club Cli-en-tele
His rug is nice!
His rug is nice!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leo--pard!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----------
-- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) --------
---- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ------
------ And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----
-------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) --
----------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard )
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
That's what he's called!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
His hair-growth stalled!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
His rug's installed!
SY SPERLING!
THE LORD OF BALD!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - - - -
- - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - -
- - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - -
- - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - -
- - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - -
- - - - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard
Sy Sperling! -----------------------------
---------------- More hairs than a leopard!
The Lord of Bald! --------------------------
---------- A-lo-pe-cia! A-lo-pe-cia!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!
Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!
Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!
Sy Sperling! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
The Lord of Bald! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A
LOOOOOOOOOOO
PE
CIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo---------pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo----pe----cia!
For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
For-------the Lord Bald Omni---potent reign------eth
A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo - - pe - - cia! ( A-lo - - pe - - cia! )
The Hair Club Pre-si-dent
Is one of The Hair Club Cli-en-tele
His rug is nice!
His rug is nice!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leo--pard!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----------
-- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) --------
---- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ------
------ And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----
-------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) --
----------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard )
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
That's what he's called!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
His hair-growth stalled!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
Sy Sperling!
More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
His rug's installed!
SY SPERLING!
THE LORD OF BALD!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - - - -
- - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - -
- - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - -
- - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - -
- - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - -
- - - - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard
Sy Sperling! -----------------------------
---------------- More hairs than a leopard!
The Lord of Bald! --------------------------
---------- A-lo-pe-cia! A-lo-pe-cia!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!
Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!
Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!
And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!
Sy Sperling! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
The Lord of Bald! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A
LOOOOOOOOOOO
PE
CIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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you "handeled" this parody well...hair raising....5s
I think the area in which you need help lies a little deeper than the scalp......555
555. No need to sweep *this* under the rug!
Very creative substitutes for TOS's lyrics, JD.
OK smartie, record it now! 555
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, Agrimorfee, Ellipsis, and Luke.
=:-) ... or should that be (;-) ?
Thanks Philbo.
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