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Song Parodies -> "The Alopecia Chorus"

Original Song Title:

"The Hallelujah Chorus"

Original Performer:

Georg Friedrich Handel

Parody Song Title:

"The Alopecia Chorus"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Sy Sperling became well-known in America as the President of The Hair Club for Men, through a series of TV info-mercials. My thanks to Phil Alexander for the idea for this parody.
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo---------pe-cia!

A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-----lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo----pe----cia!

For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth

A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

For the Lord Bald Omnipotent reigneth

A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

For-------the Lord Bald Omni---potent reign------eth

A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )

A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )

A-lo-pe-cia! ( For----------------)
A-lo-pe-cia! ( the Lord Bald )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( Omni---potent )
A-lo-pe-cia! ( reign---------eth )

A-lo-pe-cia! ( A-lo-pe-cia! )

A-lo - - pe - - cia! ( A-lo - - pe - - cia! )


The Hair Club Pre-si-dent

Is one of The Hair Club Cli-en-tele

His rug is nice!
His rug is nice!


And he shall claim more hairs than a leo--pard!


And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----------
-- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) --------
---- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) ------
------ And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard ) ----
-------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard ( ----- more hairs than a leopard ) --
----------- And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard (----- more hairs than a leopard )


Sy Sperling!

More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

That's what he's called!

More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

Sy Sperling!

More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

His hair-growth stalled!

More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

Sy Sperling!

More hairs than
A leopard!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

His rug's installed!


SY SPERLING!

THE LORD OF BALD!


And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - - - -
- - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - - - -
- - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - - - -
- - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - - - -
- - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard - -
- - - - - - - - - - And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard


Sy Sperling! -----------------------------
---------------- More hairs than a leopard!

The Lord of Bald! --------------------------
---------- A-lo-pe-cia! A-lo-pe-cia!

And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!

Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!
Sy Sperling!
The Lord of Bald!

And he shall claim more hairs than a leopard!

Sy Sperling! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
The Lord of Bald! ( More hairs than a leopard! )
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!
A-lo-pe-cia!

A
LOOOOOOOOOOO
PE
CIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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alvin rhodes - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
you "handeled" this parody well...hair raising....5s
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I think the area in which you need help lies a little deeper than the scalp......555
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555. No need to sweep *this* under the rug!
... - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very creative substitutes for TOS's lyrics, JD.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
OK smartie, record it now! 555
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, Agrimorfee, Ellipsis, and Luke.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
=:-) ... or should that be (;-) ?
Johnny D - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Philbo.

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