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Song Parodies -> "Tina, the Tow-Truck Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Tina, the Tow-Truck Driver"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody dedicated to the animated tv series "Home Movies" EP.401 where in the last scenes soccer coach John McGuirk's Firebird breaks down. But along comes sexy "Tow-truck Tina" who gives him a jump in more than one way! He slips her a $100 bill on her thigh garter belt, admires her nice curves, her long red hair, luscious lips, and assless work outfit. She signs a mag for him and departs. Afterwards, his car stalls again and he's left stranded with the kids! A hilarious episode with some really adult humor at the end. See below pic for real-life equivalent ;-)
Tina, the tow-truck driver
had a very curvy bod
And if you ever saw it,
it would stiffen up your rod

McGuirk’s Firebird down- Oh Dear!
“Reckless” he called it by name
It had battery troubles
Tina jumped it just the same

Then his cash she did retrieve
McGuirk had to pay
"Tina, with your bod so tight
won't you sign this mag tonight?"

Tina, she never shuns men
on McGuirk she took pity,
Tina, the tow-truck driver,
stars in Adult DVDs!

[McGuirk’s car stalls after she leaves]
Tina was hotter than this... but you'll get the idea:

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 35

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Phil N - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
nice naughty parody
Porfle Popnecker - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Almost enough to make you want your car to break down.
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
The episode is hilarious and Tina is smokin' hot!
John Barry - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm thinking pink.
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB... not sure what exactly you are alluding to, but I suppose its fitting ;-D

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