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Song Parodies -> "ASTRA, the Secret Black-craft"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"ASTRA, the Secret Black-craft"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The most mysterious rumored blackcraft that the US controls is the controversial TR-3B ASTRA, a black triangle with a MFD (Magnetic Field Disruptor) and MRS (Mass Reduction System) capable of leaving the atmosphere and performing LEO (Low Earth Orbit) spy flights. It is also a weapons platform able to launch weapons from space, destroy enemy satellites, and affect the Ionosphere to disrupt enemy communications in time of war!!! Many believe that the Belgian Wave incident in the 1990s was proof of the craft. See pics and diagram below...
ASTRA, the secret black-craft
has never been exposed
But if you ever see it,
you would dare swear it glows

All of the other black-craft
lack the performance it attains
They can never match the ASTRA
in the LEO it remains

When inspecting the TR-3B
DARPA likes to say:
"ASTRA, symbol of America’s might,
someday soon you‘ll get to fight!"

Of all the black-craft at Area 51
TR-3B is shrouded in secrecy,
ASTRA, the secret black-craft,
will remain a mystery!
http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1282af7edb1e.jpg http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1e0bb3366d36.jpg http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/fouche/tridiagram+used.jpg http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/5/4418/tr3b_astra3.jpg

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Old Man Ribber - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - I've learned more from your info-parodies than in years of reading. ;D
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR- as for other Blackcraft look up: Aurora, F-121 Sentinel, Super Valkyrie, TR-3A Black Manta, Snowbird, Thunderdart, Blackbolt, and Blackswift for starters. There are also a lot of cylindricals, black triangles, stealth airships, and other "things" in the air. Bet no one here knows what an AROD is or XO-engine. PDWs and FFX tech is old news. Have fun boys ;-D
WCJ - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Santa should get one of these to fly his sled! ;-D Great parody Rob! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Just for you WCJ: http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/F-117A.jpg
WCJ - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Cool pic!!! Is that plane a stealth?
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, a patriotic red, white, and blue F-117A from a Memorial Day celebration of past years. The type is retired now...

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