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Song Parodies -> "Rear Needs Tons A' Gauze"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rear Needs Tons A' Gauze"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Roughly based on a true story...
Rear needs tons a' gauze
Rear needs tons a' gauze
Buttocks got a sprain
Fixin' my rear end will take much time here
Since butt's full of pain
Tried bulb stringing
Now I'm screaming
A** is bleeding from flight
My wives mocking my derrière
Cause tons a' gauze wraps it tight

Rear has tons a' gauze
Rear has tons a' gauze
Now watching NFL, lain
I've got the life that's not much poise
But I sure can't complain
Lampoon National, Chevy Chase fell
Oh, What a familiar sight
Bad rear end, got no work ahead
Cause tons a' gauze saved my life

(Trumpbutt Solo)

Rear has tons a' gauze
Rear has tons a' gauze
I'm fine but I got a brain
Cause if I told my wife that whore
She'd make me work all day
Tons a' gauze stays right on my rear end
That means more Frosty tonight
And fill liver jam-full of beer
Cause tons a' gaze is alright

Rear lost tons a' gauze
Rear lost tons a' gauze
Right back, no more pain
I came on down, and I lucked out
Cause its Christmas morn again
White washed Earth from the snowfall
Happy? Not my wife
So I'll give thanks to that fall I love
That tons a' gauze saved me strife

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun parody.
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Apply these 5s to where the sun don't shine!
Matthias - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Just to point out that should be "Wife's" not "Wives"

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