Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Menopause"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Menopause"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Here Comes Menopause,
Here Comes Menopause,
Right down Menopause lane
Pitchin a bitch, she's goin' insane, here
Aspirin, five grains
Nights, hot sweatin'
It's upsettin'
She ain't merry and bright
Her chair's rockin' and he's upstairs
Cause Menopause makes 'em fight

Here Comes Menopause,
Here Comes Menopause
It's a big ball and chain
Feels like a hag, ain't got no joys
No poise and style remain
All her nerves are frayed and jagged
Now, there's a mustache in sight
She'll Jump in bed, and cover her head,
Cause Menopause is her plight..

Here Comes Menopause
Here Comes Menopause
Right down menopause lane
It doesn't care who is rich or poor
It strikes 'em just the same
Menopause says there's no more children
She thinks that part is right
But, low hormones bring grumps and groans,
It's Menopause time, alright.

It's Menopause time, alright

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 34

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   4
 3
 3
 
 5   30
 30
 30
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Adagio - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute, funny one , AFW
carol - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
good one. 555
Arwen - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I am years away from knowing what you're talking about, AFW, but this TOTALLY cracked me up! "Now, there's a mustache in sight" was, in my opinion, the GREATEST line...LOL! Perfect pacing, too...=)
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute and not in bad taste, 555. =)
alvin rhodes - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
outstanding..here comes some fives
John Barry - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
No pause in giving you 5s.
Rex - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done.
Ravyn Rant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555 mgs of evening primrose oil for you!
AFW - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to, Adagio, carol, Arwen, Stephen, alvin, John, Rex, and Ravyn
LucidLupin LeeBee - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I know exactly what you mean! ;) 5s
AFW - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lucid
Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
All of the ladies problems start with MEN, it would seem. Funny stuff AFW, glad to see some of the women comment here too. 5s.
AFW - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red...
Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The 'pause that never refreshes. But the song sure does. Five estrogen pills.
John Jenkins - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, AFW. A year ago, Bob Gomez did a parody with the same title. Your lyrics are definitely different from his, but you should probably acknowledge somewhere that another AmIRighter did this first.
AFW - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, and John... I guess I should have checked "Search" before submission...I see there are two others by this title....one by Joey Lawrence, and the other by Bob Gomez..... and both, are very well done
Rick C - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody here, AFW. 555
mike jones - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
FUNNY SONG HAHAHA
mj - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I need to hear this song 'here comes menopause ' and download I cant hear it anywhere!
AFW - December 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, for comment...sorry, there's no recording...It's just a parody lyric I wrote...but you can still hear it if you sing it to yourself

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/geneautry44.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 3811