Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws,
Out from Panda's zoo cage
Not too near, now
Stay back here, now
Panda Bear's can rage
'Kinda' cutish, but they're brutish
When they wanna' be bad..
Won't no teachers, know your features
And neither will Mom and Dad

Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws
Billy, put down that stick!
Don't throw your gum,
Or stick your tongue,
Their claws are sharp and quick..
Some kid named Ted,
He lost his head,
It was a horrible sight
He went too near,
It grabbed his ear,
The funeral was last night

Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws,
This scout trip is a bore
He just grabbed Hank,
Kids, help me yank
Pretend it's a "Tug A War"!
I must return with all the children
Or parents get all up tight...
Good, now he's free,
Not bad, you see..
He's still got one arm, right?