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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Earl S. Garber

The Lyrics

Something for all of you who are driving around, looking for presents, and clogging the roads. Bah, humbug!
Here comes Santa Claus!
He just pissed me off!
Cut me off again
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are driving like they're insane
Red lights flashing, cars are crashing
Drivers are starting to fight.
That bearded bastard better watch his ass,
'Cause I'm driving home tonight.

Here comes Santa Claus!
He's only driving 'cause
Won't take his license away
He's got a bag that's full of booze
Rear ends cars in his way
Hear those brakes all squealing and screeching
What an annoying noise.
That light's red! Duck and cover your head!
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Nutty Bird - October 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Elvis dose a realy good version of Here Comes Santa Clause
Alpha Skua - December 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Q. Who brings gifts to all the little birds on Christmas Eve? A. Chris_Kring-Gull

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