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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Vanna White"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Vanna White"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Here comes Vanna White
Here comes Vanna White
Now we're playin' the game
Maintain poise and
Feign disappointment
Shucks! This job is lame
Doctor Vanna
Teacher Vanna
Nope, those didn't sound right
Turning letters
That's much better
Vanna you're just so white
(ho ho ho)

Here comes Vanna White
Here comes Vanna White
Forkin' over the vowels
She's got style but
Man that smile just
Grates me to the bowels
We all know that
It's her show but
No one's gonna say jack
May sound perv but
She deserves a
Little Pat on the back
(ho HO)

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Floyd's Garage - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Final Spin 5......5......5!!
Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! Ho, ho, ho! 5's
SP_FF.C_M - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Would you like those fives on account or in a gift certificate?
Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd like to buy a vowel, CL_D_ PR_Z , is very C_M_C_L!
Steve Kalafut - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good pun at the end, there.
David Chrenko - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
E-E-E (5th letter, get it?). There's something about Wheel of Fortune that just invites parody. Before Wheel, when Pat Sajak was the NBC weatherman in LA, Johnny Carson asked the audience if anyone else had noticed the physical resemblance between Pat and Bambi the deer.
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Claude. When the board is constipated with consonants, you can count on Doctor Vanna to help produce a good vowel movement.
Gary Main - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
!5
John Jenkins - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, good conclusion.
Claude Prez - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you all and we have some lovely parting gifts for you HAHA just kidding
Leah Lockhart - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job... the final line was a kicker!
Melhi - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great spin on this one, Claude!
Joelle - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!

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