-> "Jim-Bob, The Redneck Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudoph, The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autrey, others
Parody Song Title:
"Jim-Bob, The Redneck Reindeer"
The Lyrics
You know Dubya, and Cheney and Condi and Nixon
Simon, Garfunkle and Annie Maye Knudsen
But I wonder if you're hip
To the reindeer that never took any lip?
Jim-Bob the Redneck Reindeer
Has a piss-poor attitude
Just stood around scratching his cojones
And acting in a manner rude
Jim-Bob, he liked his Lone Star
He liked to honkey-tonk from dusk 'til dawn
He liked to line-dance to the "Cotton-Eyed Joe"
Then hurl his gut on Santa's lawn
Then one dusty Christmas Eve
Rudolph came to say:
"Jim-Bob, you're just Cow-town Trash!"
So Jim-Bob knocked him on his heiney
And now all the other reindeers
Are afraid they'll get what Ridolph got!
That why Jim-Bob the Red-neck Reindeer
Is the toughest buck of Santa's lot!
(instrumental)
Later on that Christmas Eve
Miss Comet was heard to say:
"Jim-Bob, if I'm a good rein-doe girl
Won't you stay over and rock my world?
And now all the other rein-does
Want what Miss Comet had
And so Jim-Bob the redneck reindeer
Is a lot of little reindeer's Dad!
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