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Song Parodies -> "She-Wolf and Black Plague"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Dwarfs at Play"

Original Performer:

Gelden

Parody Song Title:

"She-Wolf and Black Plague"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

With this parody I mixed elements of the video game SPECNAZ with some Marvel characters and an old storyline from a long time ago which involved a sorcerer and his minions. Since Black Widow (Natasha Romanova) had defected over to S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, I thought the concept of a purely Russian team of Wolf Soldiers assembling might give them some sense of independence in dealing with a world crisis like this...
Massive Tupolev 212
Russian stealth bomber
On mission of secrecy
Who would dare steal her???

SPECNAZ emergency call
Wolf Soldiers assemble
Special arms are brought to bear
Will make thieves tremble

Talia is pack leader
Tough female soldier
9th Gen vision, flex suited
Nik’s AN-94

Dropped with new MiG Aeroskats
Flying Aero-sleds
Super-silent insertion
Trouble up ahead

In hangar there’s a figure
Oh-No! The Black Plague
International terrorist (yet)
His motive is vague

Why steal the new Tupolev?
He has better tech
A rival of Tony Stark
The plane is useless

… unless
It carries Virus House tech!!!!

His minions are loading it
With dread “Crimson Rain”
Can infect the entire earth
Has he gone insane?

A shadow across his path
Black Widow in flight!
Electrostatic discharges
Fill the night with light!

The Wraiths are now alerted
Black Widow seems pinned
Talia to the rescue
Pyroglobulin!!!

Evil Wraiths burn with contact
SPECNAZ tears them up
Black Plague now shouts in anger
Shows he’s not that tough

Wrapped tightly in Silicord
They lead him away
Black Widow calls off Avengers
She-Wolf saves the day

Tu-212 flies to safety
So far, far, away…
Black Widow, she looks skyward
She-Wolf must re-pay

Someday…

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