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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Gayla Peevy

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

As the lyric says, nothing illegal is advocated here...
I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas

I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits will do
Won’t break the law…that just is not my scene
I want her to be legal but to look like she’s thirteen

I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
I don't think it’s a strange request…do you ?
I hope and I pray…that I’ll get my reward
A chest that looks like BBs placed upon a cutting board

I can see her in her schoolgirl outfit,
Laying on the bed
Her lucky stars she’ll thank
After I begin to spank
And turn her little bum a cherry-red

I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits …you see
Don’t really care…for bustieres and trusses
Her training bras…will never cause me fusses

And tits that cause no fusses are for me

(Short Music Interlude)

Some say my views…are really quite extreme
I just want my little friend to be a “pirate’s dream”

(Short Music Interlude)

Just think of little bumps…that stick-out in the breeze
Like number 2 erasers when you took your SATs

I can see us at the ocean walking,
With her tummy bare
And her tube-top lying flat
I am very happy that
I’ll see those little clam-necks standing there

I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits for me
No double Ds…no Dolly Parton clone
I want a girl that’s built just like that kid from “Home Alone”

And home alone with her is where I’ll be

IB



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Agrimorfee - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
OMFG.
Kristof Robertson - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll see Aggy's OMFG and raise him a "Bloody Hell!"....this is squirm-some parodising, IB; but it's also VERY funny and well-written. 555
Claude Prez - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great.
Wendy Christopher - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
As a female, I'm officially saying "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
But....it IS very funny. And well-paced. So it's still worth 555. But I'm standing by my "EWWWWW!!" if that's okay with you ;^)
Invisible Boy - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you all very much for the feedback and comments. Loved the EWWWWWW... IB
beth - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Okay...very funny...kind of dirty, but funny. And clever. Good job.
MrMacphisto - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO...
Red Ant - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
So, Gwen Stefani is on your Christmas list, eh? "BBs on a cutting board" LMAO. 555
Peter Andersson - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Me I didn't get the BB joke and what's wrong with "I want a girl with double Ds for Christmas"? Very well written though...
littleCupCakes - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a very different perspective from the male gender . . I guess it proves that .A's can be just as busy as Bees'! Try the 'Santa ~ Satyr' trick of giving her a set of Rudolph's blinking lites! 'tits the season to be jolly ~CC
Red Ant - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Peter, BBs are air rifle ammunition (a hollow steel ball coated with copper) and a little smaller in diameter than a pea.
Jack Wilson - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This was AWESOME! 5s
Red Ant - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-I) See above!
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-I) I don't know what is worse you wanting tiny tits or Mel Gibson calling the female cop "Office Sugar Tits. Your's is funny - his was not. I just really figured the IB would want his tiddies invisible too. Titilating. And I liked the TITle too. Security code on this one is 3BB. Not exactly A's but will they do?
bobpiecheese - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-I) That was...interesting. Nice work.
Laurie Alexander - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-I) No support needed for this one. Very funny. Really lol'd at the erasers/SATs comment. Nothing about this fell flat...well, except the subject itself.
stuart mcarthur - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I think Kiera Knightley is busy this Christmas, Invisible Boy, but no harm in asking - the SAT line and the Home Alone line were absolutely priceless - I love your detail IB - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Oh my goodness. . .First entries this contest were interesting to say the least, I can see you are going to be a tough competitor in other contests
Agrimorfee - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) As I have now taped my jaw back to my head back up from the floor, I echo B.A.D.'s sentiments above.
Matthias - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow.... I was thinking about pimping Kiera but Stuart got to here before I could. I hope the same doesn't happy with your 30 looking like 13 year old girl. By the way... This is bloody brilliant!!!
Cat - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) WOOO-HOOO! You are MY kinda guy, Invisible Boy! (Have you ever read my parody, "Flat?" ;D) I'm available whenever you want me, though you might have to fight Tommy Turtle for my hand, as he's a fellow A-cup lover, heh heh.

(And it's funny that you should mention "Home Alone," as my parents have said they would have named me Macaulay if I was a boy. Yikes.)
Fran - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Mildly amused, not lol material, somewhat cleaver, childish, suggestive child sex is not a wise choice for material, try again!
Stan Hall - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Fine write, IB. Not sure "Fran" is reading what's written as a) you quite explicitly disclaim "child sex" in the opening quatrain, and b) a prefeerence for small-breasted women is hardly uncommon.
My own bit of silliness on a similar theme (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peterpaulmary21.shtml) expressed a rather broader range of appeal. :-)
Stan again - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Oops ..never mind the plug ... just noticed actually read it and commented at the time. :-)
Holly-B-busy - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . Feel the bulbs crunch, See mcKludge munch, hear Santa's BigScream, and above all eggNog, you fear . . .
McKludge - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
?????
Wishing - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe this will be the year
Still Wishing - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Hope Springs Eternal
Wishing Still - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll finally get what I want
Still Wishing Still - December 23, 2017 - Report this comment
The years may come and go but hope springs eternal...
Nelson - December 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Marry a liberal Democrat college girl. She'll probably have tiny t*ts or worse... be a lesbian! If not, she'll probably be into rape culture and white male shame, but will still f*ck black men!!!! You got your work out for you!

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