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Song Parodies -> "I Hear You Knocking"

Original Song Title:

"I Hear You Knocking"

Original Performer:

Gale Storm/Dave Edmunds

Parody Song Title:

"I Hear You Knocking"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Inspired after being in receipt of some empty insulting type comments to a parody on here..... I don't object to criticism and welcome dialogue..... I think the words of this parody are self explanatory........... dedicated to the people who didnt give names or pretended to be other people.... they who know who they are.... ;)
You slagged off my parody short time ago
And now you're back knocking them some more

I hear you knocking
But not sayin' anything
I hear you knocking
Your eloquence is thin

You insult quite low but you don't say why
Is intelligence lacking or can't you try?

I hear you knocking
Swearing's wearin' thin
I hear you knocking
Try and do it again

If foaming insults are all you do
Your message sure aint gonna get through

I hear you knocking
But I've no chagrin
I hear you knocking
I'll take it on the chin

Constructive criticism might set you free
From your crass meat head mentality

I hear you knocking
But not sayin' anything
I hear you knocking
Go back to your bin!
.....please vote, leave a comment, constructive criticism or more insults whatever below or maybe see some of my other parodies by entering LucidLupin into parody author search or Google.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 25

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YES - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well put!
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but agree with the sentiment
jenny - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
well said ............. something that really needed to be said!!
carol - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
great job Bee! Darn I wish I'd thought of that! 5's +
gimmeahug3 - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely fantastic honey, very well put fives all the way x
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes n comments folks.... And carol...... I did it for us dahlin' (that'll get em going eh?) ;-D
Chuck A. Spear - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done...but not funny...so...no vote. (But it's a good way to state the truth!)
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers Chuck ;)
CoffinRobber - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but Good Job!
Ruth - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Made me giggle :) Well said!
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Rhyming "thin" with "-thing" was a little weak, but you used one of my favorite words, "chagrin," on another rhyme. A good job. Smiley Lewis did the original, Gale Storm the "pop cover," Dave Edmunds the R&B revival.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah... I didnt know about Smiley Lewis original Michael - I shall track it down now.. ;) Thanks to all for comments
PMS - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was a knock out!!!
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Checked out Smiley Lewis and like it the best ;)

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