Well, Ya Got Rubble, my friend,
Right here, I say Rubble,
Right here in Bedrock City
Why sure, I mean, Meet The Flintstones, that old favorite cartoon
Yes, it's the good old show, we all grew up with
Remember when it hit the scene, September Thirtieth, Nineteen Sixty
Animation in primetime, 'bout a loudmouth and his good pal
Set in caveman times, laced with a twist of modern touch
Which is where all the gags and the fun comes in..
And also, I say,
It's got laughs for kids and adults, as well,
Really tickles the funnybone
There's Fred Flintstone, and his buddy, Barney
Friends, it's hard to beat..
A satire on that old "Honeymooners" sit.
In it, Fred sounds like Gleason
As unreas'nable, too, what a riot..
And they screw up, the same way
Always hatchin' outrageous schemes,
It's humor with a hoot..
We love the dumb things, they get themselves mixed up in,
Things, that their wives have to get 'em out of
Well, you'd think they would learn, but no
Same mistakes, they just make 'em all over, again
It's a magic that no one's ever been able to match
Popular? well, I should say..
Now friends, let me tell you what I mean
It's been one, two, three, four, five, big decades
Playin' TV
Not a cartoon any better
I'm talkin' yesterday or today
Barney starts with a B,
And that rhymes with C,
And that stands for Cool !

Now, all week long,
Somewhere the network's gonna' be givin' it play
And us viewers enjoyin' it
Enjoyin' it noon-time, supper-time, chore-time too!
Remote clickin' our TV !
Never mind gettin' the homework done,
Or the trash carried out
Or the dishes started,
Never mind doin' any laundry, when The Flintstones are on
Take a seat on that couch and turn the sound up just right.

Ya' Got Rubble, oh yes
Ya' Got lots and lots a Rubble,
And there's the wives, I mean, Wilma, Betty, there's
The dinosaur, Dino,
Bam Bam, little Pebbles, headin' off to school
Ya Got Rubble, folks! (Ya Got Rubble)
Right here in Bedrock City! (Right here in Bedrock City)
Bedrock, with a capital B, (capital B)
And that rhymes with C, (rhymes with C)
And that stands for Cool !

That stands for Cool !