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Song Parodies -> "Old Man's Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man River"

Original Performer:

From the musical, "Showboat"

Parody Song Title:

"Old Man's Stripper"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Old Man's Stripper
That Old Man's Stripper
She takes off somethin'
Will soon wear nothin'
He just keeps oglin'
He keeps on oglin' her thong

He scans her tata's (tata's)
The feathered boa
His eyes enchanted
Intent as Noah,
An Old Man's Stripper
Her thighs keep rollin' along

Brown hair flows,
Bright gold chain
Body that's smokin'
And burns his brain.
Breasts cupped large
Ample tail,
Acts a little drunk
She's a

Old eyes blurry
Follow her turnin'
Long years of livin'
Ain't slowed his yearnin'
He just keeps starin'
He keeps on oglin' her thong..

Too old for lovin'
But, long hard lookin'...ain't wrong..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
fit the lamentful tone of the OS well
Tim Hall - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent tribute to Anna Nicole Smith
unKnownVotress - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is leering & creepy . . . .it just makes my skin crawl!
Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Farce - you sure that you meant "ta tas" and not 'too-toos"? Heh heh - ref my parody on "404 Error" a day or two-two ago. I still need to comment back on that ref on my stuff. I really liked the way the grandious melody of this musical played to the late night strip scene that you so briliiantly depict with this teaser of a parody. Well done Farce. I'm sliding a five in your garder for this one.
AFW - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, Tim...yeah, Anna, never thought of that...and UKV...typical lady's reaction, I guess...and thanks, Guy
adagio - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Poor old man, just can look, that's all. But...he's excellent at looking. 5's
AFW - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio..yes, I guess when you're old..looks are everything

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