Song Parodies -> Aunt Flo
| Original Song Title: | "Hi Ho" |
| Original Performer: | From the movie: "Snow White" |
| Parody Song Title: | "Aunt Flo" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
She comes to visit for five days,
Once a month just like clockwork
Why doesn't she just stay at home
That pesky spinster jerk
We just don't click,
She makes me sick
And my wife, as well..
Like to give her one big kick..
In her boot (in her boot)
Out the door, with a scoot..
That old nag, and her red suit..
A week, that's bleak, her ugly flows
Makes our love life a mess
She always comes and pokes her nose
In my wife's business..
We could be havin' fun some more
Here in the bed,
Or on the floor
But she keeps knockin' on our door,
She's a pig, pigga' pig pig pig...
Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo!
Oh, how I hate Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Why don't back home she go?
(whistles)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Go back to Kokomo!
(yells)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
(more yells)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! (hmmm..?)
I know! I know!
I'll go and find a ho
(whistles)
Just hope..
That ho don't know....Aunt Flo!
Once a month just like clockwork
Why doesn't she just stay at home
That pesky spinster jerk
We just don't click,
She makes me sick
And my wife, as well..
Like to give her one big kick..
In her boot (in her boot)
Out the door, with a scoot..
That old nag, and her red suit..
A week, that's bleak, her ugly flows
Makes our love life a mess
She always comes and pokes her nose
In my wife's business..
We could be havin' fun some more
Here in the bed,
Or on the floor
But she keeps knockin' on our door,
She's a pig, pigga' pig pig pig...
Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo!
Oh, how I hate Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Why don't back home she go?
(whistles)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Go back to Kokomo!
(yells)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
(more yells)
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! Aunt Flo!
Aunt Flo! (hmmm..?)
I know! I know!
I'll go and find a ho
(whistles)
Just hope..
That ho don't know....Aunt Flo!
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I like the way this one FLOwed. Pull up your welcome mat, board up the front door, hide your vehicles and put a realtor sign in the front yard and hide. I feel your pain, man.
My eyes are still blinking from "She's a pig, She's a pig" . . .wow. . .um AFW are you ok? You are? Oh yeah--you're always funny!. Awesome job again AFW!
Great Job....he ho!! 5's
Thanks all, for voting and commenting
jaunty...especially liked "pokes her nose in my wife's business"
A perfect time to go with the Flo... 5-5-5
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