Song Parodies -> If I Only Had A Harp
| Original Song Title: | "If I only Had A Heart" |
| Original Performer: | From the film, "Wizard of Oz" |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Only Had A Harp" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I could be like Groucho's brother
Make music like no other,
Professional and sharp..
Hang with classical swingers
Show ten talented fingers,
If I only had a harp
I'd play softly..I'd play gentle
But become tempermental
Flip like an angry carp..
If heckled by some person
You would hear real nasty cursin'
At a concert with my harp
Picture me...between my knees
This instrument of tone
Such a big star on my own
Critiques would say..
Great play!
I would tingle ear emotion,
Crescendo like an ocean
Summers, beneath a tarp..
Like angels, I would pluck it
Tell the world to go and suck it!
If I only..had..a..harp
Make music like no other,
Professional and sharp..
Hang with classical swingers
Show ten talented fingers,
If I only had a harp
I'd play softly..I'd play gentle
But become tempermental
Flip like an angry carp..
If heckled by some person
You would hear real nasty cursin'
At a concert with my harp
Picture me...between my knees
This instrument of tone
Such a big star on my own
Critiques would say..
Great play!
I would tingle ear emotion,
Crescendo like an ocean
Summers, beneath a tarp..
Like angels, I would pluck it
Tell the world to go and suck it!
If I only..had..a..harp
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don't think i've heard a harp player heckled before...good one....lol
Sir, . . . I chose to refrain from cultivating the 'picture between your knees' !
he he
Thanks, alvin, UKV, and Ann
The "suck it" part reminded me of Celebrity Jeopardy... lol... 5-5-5
Thanks to MrMac
Cute one, altho' I expected it to have a heavenly tone... ;-)
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