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Song Parodies -> "It's a Gland Night for Swinging"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Grand Night for Singing"

Original Performer:

From "State Fair"

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Gland Night for Swinging"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It's A Gland Night For Swinging
No underwear below
They're carefree, my nads,
Just like two playful lads,
They happily sway to and fro !

It's A Gland Night For Swinging
No shorts to bind above
There's mirth in my groin
As they gladly disjoin
And this is a feeling I love !
Feeling, feeling I love !

It's A Gland Night For Swinging
My scrotum rides the breeze
With my fam'ly jewels
I am breaking the rules
And burning my old Bvd's !

It's A Gland Night For Swinging
No more tight as a glove
Released from restraint
At my tain't, now they ain't
And this is a feeling I love !
Feeling, feeling I love !

It's like they're floating on air
It's like three pris'ners unbound
It's like a primitive blast from the past
It's so vast, this freedom I've found..
Here is the way men should dress
Only in pants and a shirt
Pitching the Hanes and the Fruit of the Looms
Or, wear like the Scots, a skirt !

It's A Gland Night For Swinging,
Freed of my ball and chain
A burden no more
Now, I swing like a door
And Commando's how I'll remain !

It's A Gland Night For Swinging,
All I've been dreaming of
On top of the world
Since my pubic's unfurled
Yes, this is a feeling I love !
Feeling, feeling I love !








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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - July 12, 2007 - Report this comment
carefree fun !
AP - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you have an enemy AFW. Someone seems bent on giving you 1's.
AFW - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys....yeah..probably an ex-wife, getting even for all the times I gave her "1's" instead of "20's" and "50's"

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