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Song Parodies -> "One Implant's Uneven"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

From "South Pacific"

Parody Song Title:

"One Implant's Uneven"

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The Lyrics

The true color of beauty is green...
One implant's uneven,
Hangs a little cockeyed,
Wonder what the doc eyed,
Gave one too much va-voom
He goofed up those pups,
Her boob job D cups
They keep people staring again and again

One implant's uneven,
And has people laughing
Rude, but can't help laughing
Too large, that one ba-zoom
It leans to the right - Republican, seems
Like headlights, one's low,
And one's shining - high beams

Bras can't restrain it, Puffs out far too wide
Ponder the reason, doctor was pie-eyed..

One implant's uneven,
So, what can you do, love,
Perhaps, you can sue, love,
For pain and suff'ring gloom
Doc's yacht, mansion pride,
Just make them your own,
Since you are his wife,
Divorce chip's your dog bone..
Then it won't matter..if you let it show
Men will surround you..never...let you..go

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW - South Pacific! Thanks for this one. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Awesome title sub.
Andria - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Good work here as usual, AFW. I'm glad I don't have implants or an uneven cup size... 5s.
AFW - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks to OMR, Porfle, and Andria
Linda Koski - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Implants look funny even when they line up - like 2 perfectly round grapefruit halves stuck on the ladies' chests. Visualize them uneven - and you get this parody! Fives!
Rebekah Dub - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I bet this is how Heidi Montag feels. 5's. =)
WarrenB - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh cursed gravity! Weighty subject, this. Very funny.especially the pie-eyed line.
AFW - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Linda...good comparison, grapefruits...but on some, maybe watermelons? Thanks, Rebekah, and Warren
MsB-Beam - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
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