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Song Parodies -> "Cockeyed On The Bus"

Original Song Title:

"Cockeyed Optomist"

Original Performer:

From "South Pacific"

Parody Song Title:

"Cockeyed On The Bus"

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The Lyrics

Each day I'd ride the bus to Portibello
From the corner of Elm and Evergreen
Saw a girl, who was cockeyed, on the bus
Seemed to glance at her nose in between

Tho' I stared, I'm no cruel and heartless fellow
Otherwise, she was cute, had hair of red
But the girl was so cockeyed, on the bus
Could not seem to gaze straight ahead..

She sat with style and grace
Slight smile upon her face
One missing tooth, tried not to show

Her left eye had a tick
It blinked and seemed to flick
Was she winking at me, or no..?

One bold day while I'm feeling extra mellow
Sat by her, let some conversation start
Soon I fell down love's slope,
We run off, elope..
And this crazy eyed girl has a heart !
One big heart...

Now it's our wedding night, my nerves are jello
Next to me, she lets down her hair of red
Not only was she cockeyed on the bus,
This hot babe's twice as cock eyed in bed

Yeah, she really gets cock eyed in bed...

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - March 03, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Nice twist. I think she may be related to another South Pacific couple...Sam and Janet Evening! Nicely done. ;D
AFW - March 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...yeah, Sam and Janet...I recall hearing that way back...but still funny...I guess your old pal, "Mr. One" now has me on his I said before, one is better than if he had given me a zero..I'd really be pissed.

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