-> "I Was Enhanced All Night"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Have Danced All Night"
Parody Song Title:
"I Was Enhanced All Night"
The Lyrics
Bed, bed, I can perform in bed
I'm prickly as a porcupine in heat
Sleep, sleep, my girl won't let me sleep
Thinks my new erection is real neat...
I was enhanced all night
I was enhanced all night
Like never'd been before.
I sprung a huge protrude
I mean to tell ya' Dude
Could not open a door..
Charlene said, "Oh!"
"Duane, you're so exciting"
No more scrub outs,
Now, it's a rocket flight...
She giggled first, "Tee Hee"
And then hysterically
I was enhanced, hanced, hanced,
All night!
It's after three now
How can this be now?
Active, we're still, in bed
I was enhanced all night
I was enhanced all night
The stairs, the couch, the floor..
We mated like two cats
Performing acrobats
She's Tipper, I'm Al Gore..
My manhood prize,
Once like a size eight pencil
Is now a four type D flashlight..
My girl says, "Wow!" and "Gee!"
She's Pam, I'm Tommy Lee..
I was enhanced, hanced, hanced
All night
I saw it on TV,
Ordered those pills for me
Now, I'm enhanced, hanced, hanced,
All night.....
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