Song Parodies -> I Threw A Custard In Her Face
| Original Song Title: | "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face" |
| Original Performer: | From "My Fair Lady" |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Threw A Custard In Her Face" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I Threw A Custard In Her Face,
My ex-wife's, when we met in court
I tossed a wet pie with whipped cream
And it dripped, a long white stream
Along....her nose
Messed up...her clothes..
I know I should have shown restraint
Was just a crazy impulse thing,
I feared the judge would throw the book at me
And please my bitter half..
But, he just called her "Sweetie Pie" and
Roared a hearty laugh..
Said, "Divorce granted.." end of case
He made me glad I Threw
A Custard In Her Face...
She got the house, I paid her lawyer,
Grand a month, alimony..
But, I got satisfaction and a priceless memory
A vision time cannot erase..
Still see that whipped cream hanging there.
A Custard In Her Face..
A Custard In Her Face
My ex-wife's, when we met in court
I tossed a wet pie with whipped cream
And it dripped, a long white stream
Along....her nose
Messed up...her clothes..
I know I should have shown restraint
Was just a crazy impulse thing,
I feared the judge would throw the book at me
And please my bitter half..
But, he just called her "Sweetie Pie" and
Roared a hearty laugh..
Said, "Divorce granted.." end of case
He made me glad I Threw
A Custard In Her Face...
She got the house, I paid her lawyer,
Grand a month, alimony..
But, I got satisfaction and a priceless memory
A vision time cannot erase..
Still see that whipped cream hanging there.
A Custard In Her Face..
A Custard In Her Face
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I enjoyed this parody, and if I knew where to find you, I would throw 555 custard pies in your face. OK, not really. 5s all around.
If only all conflict could be resolved with tossed pies...555.
She got pie in her face--no egg on your face for this parody.
'Twas by any chance inspired by recent appearance of OM (original movie) on AMC recently?... Better to have custard her that if you'd cussedat her. 555
brilliant slapstick....including the slap AND the stick !
Thanks, Andria, Rex, Agrimorfee, Tommy T...no, can't say it was..I missed that movie...had this old custard to accustomed idea for many years, and just finally, worked it out...and thanks, alvin
AFW, I wouldn't just throw 555 custard pies in your face, I would smash them across your face and turn it clockwise simultaneously in the same manner as Art Linkletter had experienced at the hands of a little old lady who contributed $$$ to the Community Chest, as described in "Women Are My Favorite People" by Art Linkletter, of which I have an autographed 1st edition copy with "For Andria, with (arrow-thru-heart), Art Linkletter" inside. I am one of several owners and one of at least two named Andria.
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