What a gig!
Need no fig..leaf to hide your twig!
Drivin' up are Harleys, limos and Mercedes
Muscles, bring the guys, and
Boobies, bring the ladies!
Pink, brown, black.. are colors
That are right in style
Tickets to go..cost only a smile
Jump outa' bed and show up there
If you're Someone..with nothing to wear:

Oprah's Party!
It's a party no one ought'a miss
Close friend, Gayle King,
Swings on a swing
Giving big old Doctor Phil a kiss..

Oprah's Party!
Stedman flaunts a wrinkled paunchy pouch
There are barrels of booze,
A wild Tom Cruise
Bare ass naked, jumping on the couch!

Oprah flaunts her booty, wide spanned
John Travolta's nude disco ranks grand
And..
With her toy..
Plays Cher...
Also Seigfried and Roy,
Prince, and Madonna
It's quite a bash..
Oprah's Party!
Oprah's Party, Oh Boy!

Oprah's Party!
David Letterman sparks Vanna White
Britney Spears is there
Less underwear,
Cam'ron Diaz making quite a sight..

Oprah's Party!
Diddy Combs shows he's a diddy guy..
There are more big names,
A Frey named James
Tries to make more little pieces fly

Elton John, no clothes, in pink shades
And an Elvis-Would-Be..just blue suedes
Tall,
Heidi Klum
Ten guys..
Admiring her bum
Man what a party,
Superbly fine..
Oprah's Party!
Oprah's Party..Y'all come!

Oprah's Party!
Oprah's Party..Y'all come!