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Song Parodies -> "I Enjoy Being A Guy"

Original Song Title:

"I Enjoy Being A Girl"

Original Performer:

From B'way show, "Flower Drum Song"

Parody Song Title:

"I Enjoy Being A Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm a guy, there's a swagger in my gait
And my arms flex and ripple strong with muscle
With the gang, watching football games is great
Calm of style, but if challenged, I can hustle..

I'm no slob, but don't call me metrosexual
Any man who's not manly, nothin's worse
Not real stupid, nor highly intellectual,
But will never be caught dead holding a purse

When I get a sharp clean haircut
I am confident, proud, mood's high
Wear my jeans up, not low, no bare butt,
I enjoy being a guy!

When gals think I'm cute or funny
Off the ground, it can make me fly
Played or not, on them, I'll spend money
I enjoy being a guy!

I flip when I see a sexy lady
I drool over boobs that peek from lace
May surf into porn sites kind'a shady
Through my arteries like to feel the red blood race!

I'm strictly an all man "He-male"
And that's how I intend to be
If you're looking for gay, don't email
I enjoy being a guy,
Chasing hot girls...I...see

I'm known to tip shots of brandy
Hang in bars, have good times, get high
Bring dates rose bouquets and candy
I enjoy being a guy!

When I get my Irish up I sizzle
And don't take no BS, nosiree..
If you light my short fuse I will not fizzle
Well prepared with a good defense you'd better be!

I'm strictly a single free-male
And it's how I intend to be
All my life I will always be male
I enjoy being a guy..
Chasing hot girls...I...see

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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alvin - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
great job...nice counterpoint to the OS
John Barry - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
You're glad you're a man? So is Lola. And Lola told me to give you a five.
Stephen Harrington - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but gave you 5s anyway. One funny thing about me is that I have a lack of interest in sports.
AFW - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone who voted and commented
TJC - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
What Alvin said and here's some boistrous, knarly, testosterone pumped 5's to mount and stuff over your mantle....
UnKnownVotress - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . .tto thy own self be true, Sir . I rather doubt that anyone would want to change anything that you stated here, except for the 'single' part . . . .
Peregrin - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW understands heh heh. 5's!
debbie - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Men and Women both enjoy enrapture, nothing wrong with captivation and capture in that way.. I enjoy being a GIRL

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