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Song Parodies -> "I'm Hillary the Lie Clinton"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am"

Original Performer:

Fred Murray and R. P. Weston

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Hillary the Lie Clinton"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

ALL WHO FAVOR: our country having totally open boarders, adopting socialism and so becoming a socialist nation, (which has failed miserably in many countries), adding 50 cents more per each gallon of gas we pump - tax increase, legalizing all illegal aliens, awarding illegal aliens social security, welfare, college tuitions, food stamps, public school education, medical insurance and low cost housing (and we can pay those bills for them)... and all in favor of having substantial tax increases (and so much smaller pay checks to pay your bills and the much higher gas prices)... You are in luck! If all those things appeal to you - Hillary Clinton is your ticket to make all those dreams come true for you!
I'm Hillary I lie, I lie
Hillary the lie, I lie, I lie
I lie to your faces - but don't you mope
I'd lie to friends and even to the Pope
I lie about all that I believe
And who I really am outside my sell
And I wasn't named after that climber
And never played school soccer as well

(Ghost written book with lies as hooks)


I'm Hillary I lie, I lie
Hillary the lie, I lie, I lie
I promised and swore and gave my word
If Bill was elected - you'd be insured
But I didn't do much about all that
I really only said it to get Bill in
I lied then and still am lying now
I'll lie about it all then lie again!

(Another verse, can it get worse?)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, I lie, I lie
Stalled the Whitewater scandal pain
Till the statue of limitations came!
And now you all think that I'm guilt free
Suckers born every minute and I'm glad
Too darn dumb to look at evidence
You're all such easy targets - not my bad!

(I can handle any scandal)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, I lie, I lie
When Bill's 4th affair first hit the press
In no time flat I got up and got dressed
Rushed out to get myself on TV
Shook my finger hard to play angry
Lied to you gullible citizens
Said it was right wing conspiracy

(Just berate to manipulate!)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, I lie, I lie
Flew to L.A. to try to save Gov Gray
Knowing his fraud caused statewide disarray
But my party pride beats out people's needs
Sacrifice the state - my advocacy
I lied on stage and on TV too
Blamed again right wing conspiracy

(Hardships pups? Just suck it up)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, the lie, I lie
I won't give straight answers or any real facts
I'll tell you what to think and know - and that is that!
And once and for all you'll never see
Those locked up documents - just let it be
I will win and be a legacy
And those top secret docs would ruin me

(Well rehearsed - a lying curse)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, the lie, I lie
I took cash and bribes from Jack A - true!
40 of the 43 senate dems did too!
Media spinned it as a right wing thing
And so I took that gift and used it too.
And I preached 'bout right wing corruptions
Using Jack's bribes to prove it was all true!

(Half truths rock, my sins are blocked!)

I'm Hillary the lie, I lie
Hillary I lie, I lie, I lie
Abe couldn't lie and we all know that
But he was republican - not democrat
And since us liberals must lie to win
The end justifies it all - know it's true
So I lie, cheat and deceive you
To get my way - my birthright - all I'm due

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