Cook's been really gutsy -- the nuts seem really... nutsy
So, thanks, but you know what? We just won't eat her parfaits

Some folks find them dreamy, but... why's the cream so... creamy?
No thanks -- you'll never see me dare to eat her parfaits

It seduces you...
with a comely view...
Yes, a tasty treat awaits you
With a cherry atop
Just waiting to be popped

Making them is easy
(which means they must be sleazy)
They're tasteless... yet they're cheesy
So don't eat those parfaits!