-> "The Lady Is A Vamp"
Original Song Title:
"The Lady is a Tramp"
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Parody Song Title:
"The Lady Is A Vamp"
The Lyrics
She gets too hungry, and dinner won't wait
Goes for the jugular, thus sealing their fate
Gets blind obedience from people she ate
That's coz the lady is a vamp
Won't feed from riff-raff, just Barons and Earls
Won't do the 'goth look', wears ermine and pearls
Won't hog the mirror like the rest of the girls
That's coz the lady is a vamp.
She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead
Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a vamp
Doesn't like garlic, or crosses and stakes
Won't go out feeding, once the dawn breaks
Won't move til' sunset and that's when she wakes
That's coz the lady is a vamp
She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead
Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a va-a-a-amp
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