Song Parodies -> Star Bust
| Original Song Title: | "Stardust" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Star Bust" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
And now the plastic surgeon starts his job,
Marking places scalpels will incise
So high is his fee, a license to rob,
But those there'll always be to pay the price
And have the surgery that's so extreme,
Suffering for weeks with scars to heal
Anything for Star Bust
'Cause it's their dream
Yet it's a dream that's never real...
Sometimes I wonder why girls spend
Their hard earned cash
On bad boob jobs...
Catastrophes...of better "Used To Be's"
Why can't they see them as we do?
Phony looking, too..Is it all just desperation,
Getting a Star Bust that's so wrong?
Like rigid rubber balls, not fluffy light...
Falsely knitted charms,
Foam silicone, So unreal, it's known
By anyone with eyes to see...
They endure the pain,
And then what is the goal they gain?
A Star Bust fantasy..
of mammaries beyond insane..
Marking places scalpels will incise
So high is his fee, a license to rob,
But those there'll always be to pay the price
And have the surgery that's so extreme,
Suffering for weeks with scars to heal
Anything for Star Bust
'Cause it's their dream
Yet it's a dream that's never real...
Sometimes I wonder why girls spend
Their hard earned cash
On bad boob jobs...
Catastrophes...of better "Used To Be's"
Why can't they see them as we do?
Phony looking, too..Is it all just desperation,
Getting a Star Bust that's so wrong?
Like rigid rubber balls, not fluffy light...
Falsely knitted charms,
Foam silicone, So unreal, it's known
By anyone with eyes to see...
They endure the pain,
And then what is the goal they gain?
A Star Bust fantasy..
of mammaries beyond insane..
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
This busted me up.
downright elegant...5s
5's. Truer words were never spoken.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra66.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 108








