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Song Parodies -> "Three Bears In Our Hot-Tub"
Original Song Title:
"Three Coins In A Fountain"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Three Bears In Our Hot-Tub"
Parody Written by:
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec
The Lyrics
INSPIRATION: A recent newsfeed story related how a California man found his outdoor jacuzzi invaded by a bear who had climbed over his fence; the animal drank a cocktail at tub-side, then left the property and fell asleep in a nearby tree. Similar tales are not uncommon on the West Coast of Canada. The current story of ursine home-invasion is considerably more elaborate than any single news report found online.
Three bears in our hot-tub
Each one loosening its bowels.
Good guests wipe up messes;
These bears used our new white towels.
Three bears drank our cocktails
And snarfed the snacks in our lanai.
Bare bears then tried romance
When margaritas got them high.
Is the new pool-liner wrecked?
Is the new pool-liner wrecked?
Three bears on our pool-deck,
Snoring after so much fun.
"I can no longer bear it -
Get help! (I think that that's a pun.)"
"Nine-One-One.
Nine-One-One.
Nine-One-One."
Each one loosening its bowels.
Good guests wipe up messes;
These bears used our new white towels.
Three bears drank our cocktails
And snarfed the snacks in our lanai.
Bare bears then tried romance
When margaritas got them high.
Is the new pool-liner wrecked?
Is the new pool-liner wrecked?
Three bears on our pool-deck,
Snoring after so much fun.
"I can no longer bear it -
Get help! (I think that that's a pun.)"
"Nine-One-One.
Nine-One-One.
Nine-One-One."
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There should have been a first verse that goes ... Three-meter-high barriers Should ensure your privacy. Yogi swings with his cronies Down from that overhanging tree. .
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