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Song Parodies -> "Dark Goons"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Dark Goons"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

North Korea's Special Forces Unit "Fists of Fury"*
Dark goons
Marching for Kim Jong Un
SFs set apart
AKs with GLs as their main guns

Dark goons
180,000 prepared for
Fighting the US in a war
Kidnap Westerners and do more

They go through very harsh training
Taught to be brave and bold
Merciless to an enemy
DPRK ground that they must hold

Dark goons
Sabotage with bombs
Break opposition apart
Worship Dear Leader Jong Un

Preparing for World War 3
Believing what they're told
The nefarious plans of the enemy
Invasion of their land, the main US goal

Dark goons
Fight for their home
Pyongyang must not fall
Must fight armor and drones

Dark goons
Kim Jong Un owns
They're set apart
To fight all DPRK foes
* Aka Iron Fist troops

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