-> "Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes!"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Parody Song Title:
"Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes!"
The Lyrics
Loves his Wagner Char King Imperial
Zoysia grass is so delightful
Mason 1500 to mow
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
Now Peggy would love a nice garden
But a gnome for Hank is a problem
She put it outside for show
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
Bobby played and broke it alright
Hank tried to fix it, but was torn
Said it was stolen one night
But he ran over it with his Ford!
Now Peggy is sobbing-crying
And it's clear, that someone is lying
A replacement was a no-go,
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
He buried it in the woods you know
Bobby is guilty and it shows
How long until they confess and Peggy knows?
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
Hank hates gnomes!!!
A domestic storm
Hank hated that gnome as an eye-sore
But he hung his head way down low
Can't let it go, let it go, let it go...
He DOES care!
Loves his Wagner Char King Imperial
Zoysia grass is so delightful
Mason 1500 to mow
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
Now Peggy would love a nice garden
But a gnome for Hank is a problem
She put it outside for show
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!
But...
[Got another one]
Change of heart, don't you know, don't you know, don't you know???
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