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Song Parodies -> "Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes!"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes! Hank Hates Gnomes!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From KOTH (King of the Hill) episode 509.
Loves his Wagner Char King Imperial
Zoysia grass is so delightful
Mason 1500 to mow
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

Now Peggy would love a nice garden
But a gnome for Hank is a problem
She put it outside for show
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

Bobby played and broke it alright
Hank tried to fix it, but was torn
Said it was stolen one night
But he ran over it with his Ford!

Now Peggy is sobbing-crying
And it's clear, that someone is lying
A replacement was a no-go,
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

He buried it in the woods you know
Bobby is guilty and it shows
How long until they confess and Peggy knows?
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

Hank hates gnomes!!!

A domestic storm
Hank hated that gnome as an eye-sore
But he hung his head way down low
Can't let it go, let it go, let it go...

He DOES care!

Loves his Wagner Char King Imperial
Zoysia grass is so delightful
Mason 1500 to mow
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

Now Peggy would love a nice garden
But a gnome for Hank is a problem
She put it outside for show
Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes, Hank hates gnomes!!!!

But...

[Got another one]

Change of heart, don't you know, don't you know, don't you know???

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - September 08, 2014 - Report this comment
great job on this one! 5's it's nice to see KOTH getting some love in my opinion it's a criminally underrated show!
Callmelennie - September 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Wanted to give you 5's for your Joan Rivers parody, Rob. Eulogizing Joan with "Moon River" was a very nice touch. Sweet. Touching. Wonder what Joan herself would have thought of it?
Rob Arndt - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Jon, I've done a lot of Adult Swim shows including KOTH, Family Guy, China, IL, etc... but maybe I will do more of KOTH like the Hank's colon exhibit episode!!! @CML, Joan would probably use her "Oh grow up!!!" line on me! Btw, WHY did you say that you wanted to give me 5s? Just b/c I blocked comments is no reason not to rate. I blocked b/c it is shameful to 1-bomb and make rude comments on a eulogy. But some BNBs did it anyway...
Callmelennie - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
I mispoke Rob. I did give you fives on the rating meter for that parody. What I meant is that I wanted to COMMENT about giving you fives on that thread. (oh, sure ...) But now that I hear your reasons for blocking comments, I wholly agree with you

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