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Song Parodies -> "Mike Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Witchcraft"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Mike Brown"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

The Cincinnati Bengals will never be a winning franchise as long as owner Mike Brown refuses to hire a general manager and insists on overruling his coaches.






Who makes the Bengals lose?
Who gives us all the blues?
On draft day, who can't choose?
It's Mike Brown
Whose team's a bunch of sitting ducks?
Whose management just flat out sucks?
But who makes many million bucks, who?

Hey there, Milke Brown
You should leave town
You're not your dad - you're just an old clown
Your team's a bunch of criminals
Your management is less than minimal
I'll send this thought subliminal, Brown

We built you that new place
But we're still in last place
Mike Brown, you're a disgrace - Step down!


(Instrumental Break )


Hey there, Mike Brown
Just go and leave town
You're not Paul Brown - You're just an old clown
You blamed it all on Dick LeBeau
You think us fans don't really know
You're why the Bengals really blow, Brown

This team has made you rich
But we're still in the ditch
Hey Brown you filthy b*tch, step down!









If it's Brown, flush it down! ;D

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metaphorsbwithu - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha! So many of us can relate.

Though "the stars threw down their spears And watered heaven with their tears" this old tiger's shining bright today. Three field goals and three safeties add up to 5-5-and f for you.
AFW - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good sporty version..
Timmy1000 - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Spoken as an honest fan. The latest is signing their top draft choice about two months late to learn anything and he breaks his foot in a non-contact drill. I guess it must have been that 360 + pounds of pressure on the foot. There's always a new story like this every year. I did like Ocho kicking the field goal.
blackjack-dos-uno - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Tres Cincos.
Fiddlegirl - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I think Dallas could sing a similar song about a certain so-and-so who shall remain nameless... But his initials are J.J.... ;) 3 5s from the press box!
Mark Scotti - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thet should all be "sacked'!!! LOL 5 yard penalty on the 55 yard line..

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