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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Adam David

The Lyrics

A few years ago, in a fit of "Bah, humbug", I penned a collection of anti-carols for an "Alternate Christmas Songbook". Here is one of them.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, you should at least try.
Even though eventually we all will die.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last.
Judgment Day is coming and it’s coming fast.

Heart attacks happen quite a lot, getting stabbed or shot does too.
If you’re in a car accident, that could spell the end of you.

If you’re lucky, you’ll go while you’re sleeping, not in screaming pain.
Like falling off a cliff or underneath a train.
Not to mention blood clots forming in your brain.

You might drown, choke or suffocate, or something you ate could be
Full of toxins most poisonous, or there’s spontaneous combustion maybe.

Failing that, we’ll all be fried to cinders in worldwide nuclear war.
I hear the Grim Reaper knocking at the door.
But what the hell. There’s nothing much worth living for.

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McKludge - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Man, that's depressing.
LilLadySuffix - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Bad times ahead, eh?
Jonathan S. - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Not very cheery, but poignant. 535
Alpha Skua - December 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't drink and drive otherwise you'll lose your licsence and they will allow a illegal alien to have your car get drunk run down some people and get their licsens back

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