Song Parodies -> I Got Wood Under My Skin
| Original Song Title: | "I've Got You Under My Skin" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Got Wood Under My Skin" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I got wood under my skin
A splinter deep in the hide of me
So deep in my hide, man..
Was really inside of me,
I got wood under my skin
I tried to needle it out
Kept stickin' myself in the hand
That didn't play so good
The splinter just seemed to resist
Not come out the way it should..
Yes, I got wood under my skin
Tried a sack with ice, anything,
Not too bright,
Lame attempts at plucking it clear
In spite of a warning voice
That came from my wife
"Better go to emergency, Dear!"
Still I dug like a fool, believed I could win
Used no mentality, woke up to reality
In a day or two, with my hand swelled blue
At the hospital I'm now in..
'Cause I got wood under my skin
That darned wood under my skin...
A splinter deep in the hide of me
So deep in my hide, man..
Was really inside of me,
I got wood under my skin
I tried to needle it out
Kept stickin' myself in the hand
That didn't play so good
The splinter just seemed to resist
Not come out the way it should..
Yes, I got wood under my skin
Tried a sack with ice, anything,
Not too bright,
Lame attempts at plucking it clear
In spite of a warning voice
That came from my wife
"Better go to emergency, Dear!"
Still I dug like a fool, believed I could win
Used no mentality, woke up to reality
In a day or two, with my hand swelled blue
At the hospital I'm now in..
'Cause I got wood under my skin
That darned wood under my skin...
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Now *that's* a funny place to get wood! 5 stitches and a 5-day course of antiwryotics!
thought it was gona be about something else...lol...by the way, if you still have wood under your skin in four hours, its a good idea to see your physician
I too thought you were going somewhere else with this when I saw your title. Ahhh...relief. Are you planning to go through the entire Sinatra songbook...?
Thanks, TJ...and thanks, alvin...good joke there...and IB...I guess I have done a slew of FS's tunes in the past four years...A lot of them lend themselves well to parodies..have another in for tomorrow..
That one stuck in my mind!
You really tweezed us with this one...
Good parody!! I, too, thought it would be something else from the title.
Funny!! 5's
Sir this it top notch, as are all tyour fine parodies of ~FS~, very classy, indeed. PS slivers from certain trees can cause infection, but for the most part, just let the skin(2 weeks) swell it up to the top, It's a lot easier to get it out then. ~~NurseCupCakes
Good job, I saw the title and thought it was going to be about being tortured!
Thanks, to Agrimorfee, meriadoc, adagio, and nurse,Silver Sliver Cakes, and Peregrin
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