Song Parodies -> Caught 'em In New York
| Original Song Title: | "Autumn In New York" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Caught 'em In New York" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Caught 'em In New York,
A lousy cheap escort service
Caught 'em In New York
This scratchin' sure makes me nervous..
Nittering pubes - with remedy lubes
In back of my fly,
They're making the "Y" - their home
I Caught 'em In New York
Sure gotta' watch who you do love
Caught 'em In New York
They dominate my domain..
These creeps just drive me nuts,
They're livin' in little huts,
(And) I Caught 'em In New York,
Ain't goin' back there again...
I Caught 'em In New York
The little rascals play down there..
Caught 'em In New York
From sex, I now must abstain..
Can't blame the restroom stools,
They're wearin' the family jewels..
I Caught 'em In New York
Ain't goin' back there again...
Ain't goin' back there again...
A lousy cheap escort service
Caught 'em In New York
This scratchin' sure makes me nervous..
Nittering pubes - with remedy lubes
In back of my fly,
They're making the "Y" - their home
I Caught 'em In New York
Sure gotta' watch who you do love
Caught 'em In New York
They dominate my domain..
These creeps just drive me nuts,
They're livin' in little huts,
(And) I Caught 'em In New York,
Ain't goin' back there again...
I Caught 'em In New York
The little rascals play down there..
Caught 'em In New York
From sex, I now must abstain..
Can't blame the restroom stools,
They're wearin' the family jewels..
I Caught 'em In New York
Ain't goin' back there again...
Ain't goin' back there again...
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Liked it. Fives.
Start spreading the ooze/Make itching go 'way/Wish they would depart; got 'em in New York, New York.
catch some fives while you're at it
Thanks, Susanna, John,...good lines, and alvin
Another STD (spoof transcending designation) from the master. Hey, sometimes a one-track mind is a good thing. Bravo!
I woke up a little 'crabby', until I read this. It left me itching to read more!
Thanks, Jeff..like that new initial meaning..and thanks, Dee..good puns, there
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