I Drunk it my way!

And now, I show my rear;
And merrelly, i drank the burban.
My friend, Ill stay it clear,
vile state In bin, Vommits on certain.

Ive lived like Drunken fool.
Ive stumbled along each and every highway;
drank more, much more than this,
I'm drunken wayyyyhayyyyyyy!

Typsey, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few of metholation.
I did a big number two
And saw it through without constapation.

I planned each Boozyness Cruise;
Across the sea along the Channel,
But fooled, more fooled than this,
I bottled my way.

Yes, there were times, I slure you name
When I bit kebab that I could chew.
But through the mall, when there was draught,
I drank it up and spat it out.
I faced the line and I stood tall; (i think)
And walked this way. (in a straight line)

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive drank the Gin; my share of boozing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all disapproving

To Think i remember that;
And may I say (Speech!) - not in a dry way, (raises glass)
No, oh no not me,
I Drunk it my way!

For what is a man, what has he drunk?
If not himself, hes drunken skunk!.
To say the things like i love you!;
And not the words of Majizzelboooooo!. (Burp!)
The Tex Mex grubs I ate at pubs -
I Drunk it my way!