-> "Can't Afford My Gas or Ammunition"
Original Song Title:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Afford My Gas or Ammunition"
Down went the oil wells, Joe Biden sealed their fate
Down went the gushers, for they the Greenies hate
Up jumped the solar farms, each windmill acres took
And spanned the ocean shelf so that bathers cannot look, shouting
Raise the sword, cut CO2 emission
Phase out Ford's big rrucks and competition
Pray aboard EV for no ignition
Of its battery
Eraise the Lord, and cling to your position
Can't afford EV in mint condition
Can't afford my gas and ammunition
For the creeps you see
The late El Rushbo said it
Ya gotta give him credit
For a sonofagun of a pundit was he, shouting
One accord, Left's on a righteous mission
Crazed their word, no CO2 they're wishin'
Not aboard, the Right must show contrition
For the rising seas (or burning trees)
Praise the Lord, don[t tax our ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass recall petitions
Praise the Lord and vote R in elections
And we'll all stay free
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