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Song Parodies -> "Sky Dive"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Lane

Parody Song Title:

"Sky Dive"

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The Lyrics

Fallin' Fallin' Fallin'

Keep fallin' fallin' fallin'
Find myself just bawlin'
Chute just keeps on stallin'

There's soon to be a scandal
'Cos when I pull this handle
Chute doesn't open, though I've tried

Soon by my calculatin'
With that hard ground a' waitin'
I'll be just one inch tall and ten feet wide

Open up!...Not a chance
Beg some more...wet my pants
Either's my last...
Sky dive!
Pulled the cord!...Ripped it out!
Holy Hell!...Give a shout!
So watch out...down below... Skydive!

Open! Open! Open!
Won't, despite my hopin'
I just can't keep copin'

Nerves are getting shattered
Hell bent for splatter
Wishin' this chute would let me glide

Mom will soon be swearin'
These Jockey Shorts I'm wearin'
Will soon be seen on T.V.s worldwide

Open up! ...I demand
It won't command
Either's my last

Here's a thought...though it's moot
Wish I'd brought...back-up chute
All for it OOOPH!!!

I'm wakin' wakin' wakin'
Though I'm still a' shakin'
Smell some eggs and bacon

I'm glad that I was dreamin'
With sweat, tears, and screamin'
Shorts...I'll be changing by and by

Heart's still palpitatin'
But my friends are a' waitin'
They're waitin' cos today we sky dive!

Sky Dive!
Sky Dive!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Agrimorfee - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Beatlejuice, you've proven you aren't just a flash in the Beatle-parody pan. Very, very funny and perfectly done! Consider entering the Song Of The Month contest at the messageboard!
alvin - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
funny and quickly paced, but i guess it would have to be, wouldn't it ?
John Barry - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Sky fives.
stuart mcarthur - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
whoa, after your last one, I thought here's a talented newbie, and this proves it - perfect pacing and funny lines and ideas everywhere - as Ag said, check out the SOTM (and other) contests on the MB
Ann Hammond - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Beatlejuice - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for commenting.
Red Ant - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody to a favorite OS of mine. 555 Welcome to the site, noobie. ; )
Phil Alexander - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, I don't believe this "nooB" talk - this is a beautifully crafted parody throughout with some great lines in - tell me, BJ (not the most fortunate of acroynmys, I guess), how long have you been at this game before posting here?
BeatleJuice (Manager) - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
For all the commenters here, BeatleJuice is a Beatles tribute (and parody) band. Although all four members each have written parodies before, they write Beatlejuice parodies collectively. Time constraints will forbid Beatlejuice from any contests here, but we thank you for the response and invitation, as well as the comments. Our schedule will make submitting, as well as commenting on, parodies, very sketchy.
Sparx-1 - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
PURE GENIUS!!! XD It's funny 'cause it turned out to be a nightmare, and then later that day it turns out he's gotta do what he had the nightmare about! 555!

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