-> "Deep-fried"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Parody Song Title:
"Deep-fried"
The Lyrics
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep rollin' - rollin' - rollin'
Battered, old and swollen
Lard grease brown and rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Chicken, pork, together
Wings tough as leather
-- Cursin' this burn-hole in my si-i-ide! --
Health-cert thing I'm missin'
Just suet, smoke, and hissin'
And boilin' in the tub, stuff what died
Batter-up, throw 'em in,
Throw 'em in, hit the ground,
Pick 'em up, blow 'em off--
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
SNEEZE-a-lot, wrap-'em-up,
Wrap-'em-up, sneeze-a-lot,
Sneeze a lotttt, wipe 'em offff--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep movin', movin', movin'
Screw them disapprovin'
Keep the line a-movin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
En-crusted tongs a-bangin'
Cig-'rette ash a-hangin'
Back-hair pokes from my shirt so wi-i-i-ide
The sun makes me so sweaty
Step up-- your order's ready!
It's ready, now, you hump! --Your deep-fried!
Hack it up, pound it flat
Pound it flat, make a splat
Make a splat, that a rat??
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
Throw-it-in, stir-it-up
Stir-it-up, pull-it-out
Pull it out, blow it of-f-f-f-f--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!) --
(Whack!!!)
Deep-fried!
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