Song Parodies -> I Believe

Original Song Title:

"I Believe"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Believe"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

I believe a woman's breasts
Are magic things,
I believe they're special just like butterflies,
And angel's wings..
I believe for every bra not worn each day
Male eyes will roam to watch them sway
I believe..I believe..

I believe, tho' on some forms, the smallest pair
May have occurred
I believe there are guys in that great somewhere
Who'll still be stirred,

Everytime I hear a little baby cry
To nurse a nip..wish he was I
Them globes are why,
I believe


I believe a lady's boobs are so much more
Than nursing taps..
I believe that our attraction comes before
We're babes in laps..
Tho' all cannot be huge or Dolly Parton-ish
Snuffed in between...it's fun to squish,
I believe,
I believe..

I believe each inch of puff should be there own
Each time I grope
I believe that they should outlaw silicone
And restore hope..
Everytime I hear a little baby cry
To nurse a nip..wish he was I..
Those charms are why,
I believe..

I believe

I really do believe..


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alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
brought a tear to my eye with this one
Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Alvin's comment above. What really shocks me is when I was watching one episode of Maury a while back, I notice this one guy going out with this young woman with not Size DD's but Size M breasts (way bigger than DD, but think that "M" stands for massive!). Anyways, great parody. 555.
< ! ! ! > - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . you're back on the Edge, Sir !
littleMsTaTas - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Ta . . .Ta ! Sometimes, I really don't know about you, Gents . . . it's sad, but funny.
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful! Your "Breast" parody, yet!!!
AFW - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Christie, LCC, and Mark
T***y Turtle (Tee-Tee) - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
"I believe that they should outlaw silicone" /"I believe there are guys in that great somewhere /Who'll still be stirred," ... (raises hand) As an A - B-cup fan, thanks for those lines. Great song; sorry I missed it. AFW: no boob, he. Five nips for thee!
AFW - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT

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