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Song Parodies -> "Rat Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Rat Hide"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Fast food rest'rant rodents
Rat Hide!

KFC, they're dwellin'
Also Taco Bellin'
Customer's keep smellin'
Rat Hide!

Creepin' after hours
Up before Matt Lauer's
Bloomin...like flowers on the floor
That ain't no chihuahua
They make ya' wanna' "Showah"
Finger lickin's not like...before...

Run 'em out,
Clean 'em out,
Trap 'em out,
Get 'em out...
Stick 'em out..
Kick 'em out..
Rat Hide!

Boot 'em out,
Knock 'em out,
Scoot 'em out,
Lock 'em out,
Do away
With that gray...
Rat Hide!

Right on the floor, they're snackin'
Ugly and fat backin'
I think they're back packin'
Rat Hide!

That one looks like Williard,
There's Ben, and there goes Milliard
Draggin their tails, on tile they glide..

Hate to be a griper,
But fat rats make me hyper
Pied Piper,
They need one on their side

Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!





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Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You're in Victory Laine with this one. A tardy congratulations on hitting Number 900!
Phil Alexander - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
ROFL (Rats on floor, laughing)
AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, and Phil
Yoidy - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Them rats need some rolfin' 555s!
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Absolutely my favourite of the day. BRAVO! 555+
Paul Robinson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I found this very ratisfying, AFW, so I'm giving it a "5-5-5" ratting here ~ ~ ~
Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! - hilarious from the first line AFW, and I loved "Finger lickin's not like...before..." - 555
Tim Hall - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Everybody needs a little KFC or think outside the bell? No, but you need 5's for this effort
AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy, Kristof, Paul, Stuart, and Tim...for votes, comments, and puns
Ann Hammond - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it too
John Jenkins - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Very, very clever, especially the "griper/hyper/Piper" verse.
AFW - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Ann and John
Adagio - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahh...you saw that news too, huh? It had a gross video to go with it, it would have been good with this...not any of their food, though. 5's (Loved the title)

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