Song Parodies -> Cheap Booze

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Booze"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

can't stand throwin' up on my shoes
real loose, just sittin' and a-drownin' my blues
i'm such a pest...i will beg and accuse
won't ya gimme change, here, for some cheap booze

gimme...gimme, baby
gimme...gimme, baby
gimme...gimme, baby
won't ya gimme change, here, for some cheap booze

feel like chuggin'
baby, won't you help me, please
i don't like beggin'
but i can't drink for free

my head begins a-knockin'
and my vision's gone black
i need some hootchie-kootchie
in a brown paper sack
don't drink the best
its just crap that i choose
won't ya gimme change, here, for some cheap booze

gimme...gimme, baby
gimme...gimme, baby
gimme...gimme, baby
won't ya gimme change, here, for some cheap booze

my throat could use some soothin'
baby, i ain't lyin'
my flask's got nothin' in it
can you spare a dime ?
this ain't no jest
i got no funds to use
won't you gimme change, here, for some cheap booze


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Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 4.4
 
Overall Rating: 4.4
 

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John Barry - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, welcome to booze-themed parodies of the day.
Arwen - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going to say...I'm noticing a running theme, here! 5s, Alvin!
Royce Miller - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
like this one too
Guy - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Boy, I'll drink to that, [hic]... Three fifths of the cheap stuff but only for voting purposes.
alvin rhodes - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks john arwen royce and guy
Adagio - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I noticed that trend too...it's almost floating in here! Good parody!
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like it's "Boozeday Afternoon" all over again! (shameless self-plug)
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks adagio and johnny

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