-> "Roxanne"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Roxanne"
The Lyrics
Hey, Roxanne, oh, Roxanne
Roxanne, if you will
Please send an elephant for me to thrill
A girl who wears scantly costume and smiling
A girl that was on Beat the Clock
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Roxanne, make her fair
A lovely girl who had net stockings
And decided to say Smile, please to everybody
And place them in boy scouts for me
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Venus, the show's assistant that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Roxanne, if you do
But boy you're terrific cheesecake!
I'll give her in 1951 to loud elephants
As long as we both shall live
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Roxanne, the show's assistant that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Roxanne, if you do
I promise that I always love them
But, smile, please as she take them
As long as we take 300 boy scouts
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Hey, Roxanne, oh, Roxanne
Make my scouts come true
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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