Song Parodies -> Eunice
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Frankie Avalon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eunice" |
| Parody Written by: | Sally Weber |
Eunice
Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Eunice take a pill
Please save it girl your mouths on overkill
A girl who can be vicious and she harms
A girl with mammoth arms that's you
Eunice do you care?
A fugly girl with curlers in her hair
And take the ugliest scars from in my eyes
And cover those huge thighs for me
Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask
Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu
I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive
Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask
Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu
I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive
Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Blew my pay check too
Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Eunice take a pill
Please save it girl your mouths on overkill
A girl who can be vicious and she harms
A girl with mammoth arms that's you
Eunice do you care?
A fugly girl with curlers in her hair
And take the ugliest scars from in my eyes
And cover those huge thighs for me
Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask
Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu
I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive
Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask
Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu
I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive
Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Blew my pay check too
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Short & sweet I'd say at around 555 pounds as is this parody. Nice bash on the gravity challenged.
Thanks Guy :) Much appreciated.
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