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Song Parodies -> "Hello Collinsport"

Original Song Title:

"Hello News Theme"

Original Performer:

Frank Gari

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Collinsport"

Parody Written by:

Spencer Karter

The Lyrics

Here's a song about the hometown from Dark Shadows. Gotta love Barnabas Collins, Quentin, Angelique, Dr. Julia Hoffman, Maggie Evans, and the rest!
There's the a funk in the air
That you can't get in Blue Whale, except in Collinsport
I'd chased a thousand yesterdays, from Julia's belief's in Collinsport

From Widows Hill to Collinwood where Roger drinks a brandy
Were the Old House is where Barnabas Collins lives

It makes no difference where Quentin goes
You're the best tv show I know
Hello Collinsport
Hello Collinsport
Dark Shadows and you

It makes no difference where Angelique goes
You're the best tv show I know
Hello Collinsport
Hello Collinsport
Dark Shadows and you.

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Grace Hampton - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good heavens, what a memory! Are there reruns of Dark Shadows in your area?

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