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Song Parodies -> "New Laptop"
Original Song Title:
"Queen of Hearts"
Original Performer:
Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes
Parody Song Title:
"New Laptop"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song that was all about my new laptop you owned.
6 AM again
Is this where you find me out?
The top wears away
But we can make the laptop
As the HP spits, the Dell quits
The Windows and the MacBook
And you don't spill your drink
But just behind your lips
You saw it all
And there we fall
Further apart
Just like a deck of laps
The laptop, a cruel hand
The particles that gosh darned
And even if I leave
You got another up your sleeve
Just for me
And then I saw
Further apart
From the New Laptop
As the Dell melts, the HP shifts
The MacBook, the Windows
And you don't spill your drink
But just behind your lips
You spill it all
And then I look
Further apart
From the New Laptop
Is this where you find me out?
The top wears away
But we can make the laptop
As the HP spits, the Dell quits
The Windows and the MacBook
And you don't spill your drink
But just behind your lips
You saw it all
And there we fall
Further apart
Just like a deck of laps
The laptop, a cruel hand
The particles that gosh darned
And even if I leave
You got another up your sleeve
Just for me
And then I saw
Further apart
From the New Laptop
As the Dell melts, the HP shifts
The MacBook, the Windows
And you don't spill your drink
But just behind your lips
You spill it all
And then I look
Further apart
From the New Laptop
Congratulations on purchasing my new laptop!
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