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Song Parodies -> "I'm Into Hoosegow Love"

Original Song Title:

"I'm In The Mood For Love"

Original Performer:

Frances Langford

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Into Hoosegow Love"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

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"I'm Into Hoosegow Love"

I’m into hoosegow love.
Slim chance I thought you’d be-queer me
Honey, but when you spear me,
I’m into hoosegow love.

Leavenworth hears my cries …
When thru’ the bars they ring out
Each time you pull your thing out
I’m into hoosegow love.

Since we share a cell together
There is no need for charades
I know that I’ll hold your tether
And we’ll be one thru’ the decades

I’m into hoosegow love
You’re such a stirring stir-mate
Never need I masturbate
I’m into hoosegow love.

Freedom I never dream of,
I’ll never try to get it
You never have to sweat it,
I’m into hoosegow love.

We’re into hoosegow love
And glad that we are both lifers
We’re hoosegow husband-and-wifers
We’re into hoosegow love.

We’ll never ask for pardons
We’ve no ambition to be loose
We just want to share our hard-ons
Right here in the calaboose.

We’re so in hoosegow love
We'll never be asunder
You’re Batman, I’m Boy Wonder …
We’re so in hoosegow love.

Question is, is the lesson of these lyrics that nothing's sacred or that everything's sacral? :-) © Stan Hall

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McKludge - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Eeewwww. Ha Ha Ha. Eeeewww.
alvin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the batman line...and the word "hoosegow" is just automatically funny
Stan - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. Actually, once the title line popped into my head, the whole thing was designed to lead to the Batman/Robin bit. Maybe Kenny Bania (sp?) would have use for "hoosegow" :-)
PMS - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
555 years probe-ation for you.

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