Song Parodies -> I'm Into Hoosegow Love
| Original Song Title: | "I'm In The Mood For Love" |
| Original Performer: | Frances Langford |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Into Hoosegow Love" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
Elvis sang a song about jailhouse rock. Here's a song about jailhouse c.... :-)
"I'm Into Hoosegow Love"
I’m into hoosegow love.
Slim chance I thought you’d be-queer me
Honey, but when you spear me,
I’m into hoosegow love.
Leavenworth hears my cries …
When thru’ the bars they ring out
Each time you pull your thing out
I’m into hoosegow love.
Since we share a cell together
There is no need for charades
I know that I’ll hold your tether
And we’ll be one thru’ the decades
I’m into hoosegow love
You’re such a stirring stir-mate
Never need I masturbate
I’m into hoosegow love.
Freedom I never dream of,
I’ll never try to get it
You never have to sweat it,
I’m into hoosegow love.
We’re into hoosegow love
And glad that we are both lifers
We’re hoosegow husband-and-wifers
We’re into hoosegow love.
We’ll never ask for pardons
We’ve no ambition to be loose
We just want to share our hard-ons
Right here in the calaboose.
We’re so in hoosegow love
We'll never be asunder
You’re Batman, I’m Boy Wonder …
We’re so in hoosegow love.
I’m into hoosegow love.
Slim chance I thought you’d be-queer me
Honey, but when you spear me,
I’m into hoosegow love.
Leavenworth hears my cries …
When thru’ the bars they ring out
Each time you pull your thing out
I’m into hoosegow love.
Since we share a cell together
There is no need for charades
I know that I’ll hold your tether
And we’ll be one thru’ the decades
I’m into hoosegow love
You’re such a stirring stir-mate
Never need I masturbate
I’m into hoosegow love.
Freedom I never dream of,
I’ll never try to get it
You never have to sweat it,
I’m into hoosegow love.
We’re into hoosegow love
And glad that we are both lifers
We’re hoosegow husband-and-wifers
We’re into hoosegow love.
We’ll never ask for pardons
We’ve no ambition to be loose
We just want to share our hard-ons
Right here in the calaboose.
We’re so in hoosegow love
We'll never be asunder
You’re Batman, I’m Boy Wonder …
We’re so in hoosegow love.
Question is, is the lesson of these lyrics that nothing's sacred or that everything's sacral? :-) © Stan Hall
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 8 |
|
8 |
|
8 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Eeewwww. Ha Ha Ha. Eeeewww.
especially liked the batman line...and the word "hoosegow" is just automatically funny
Thanks, Alvin. Actually, once the title line popped into my head, the whole thing was designed to lead to the Batman/Robin bit. Maybe Kenny Bania (sp?) would have use for "hoosegow" :-)
555 years probe-ation for you.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franceslangford0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 98
The Very Best of Jackson Browne album at Amazon.com
