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Song Parodies -> "My Big Beach"

Original Song Title:

"My Great Wall"

Original Performer:

Fozzy

Parody Song Title:

"My Big Beach"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song that was all about my big beach.
Take a shore
Carry it to the sand
Stars and seashell
The eyes of a big boat
I hold back these ship crusaders
We all had a voyage that's open

Never break
The time for the great big beach
Secrets safe
This side of the greatest beach
You don't want to see what's under
Under the surface

So wave by wave I shore it up
To swim for it, to clear it out
But ships run deep inside this vault
Can you swim it up?
Swim up my big beach

In this big time
There's only room for beach
A big beach
Crusades devour the sun
You're too close to know what's swimming
I'll drag you down here with me

Through the big boats you crash
My own beach is fading fast
You're too close to know what's coming
But this is your warning

So I swim you an amazing shore
Distract from my own exile
It's not safe in this shore
Hold my breath
Keep it in
Count to ten
'Til it's over?
We'll that's a big beach.

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