-> "Istanbul Got Bombed by Kin People"
Original Song Title:
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Istanbul Got Bombed by Kin People"
The Lyrics
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone
Old Constantinople still has Turks who can fight
Morning, noon or night
Every Turk from Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a flight in Constantinople
'Twill be gating in Istanbul
Modern Israel was once called Palestine
Why they changed names, I can't say
(Hebrews just liked to settle and pray)
Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't back-track to Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Why did Istanbul's airport get three bombs?
That's nobody's business but Islam's
Istanbul
Istanbul
Woven Persian rugs are now made in Iran
Why they changed names, I can't say
(Mullahs just liked it better sans gay)
Take me back to Constantinople
Now you can't back-pack to Constantinople
'Cause it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Why did Istanbul's airport get three bombs?
That's nobody's business but Islam's
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